BIG BIRD EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

(via http://jezebel.com/big-bird/)

It won't be though. Mr. Hooper is gone and that new dude thats going to run the store is probably going to fuck everything up and forget to collect sales tax and no one is going to make that sweet enormous bird his milkshakes because in real life no one cares about anything besides money and what time the finale of Gossip Girls is being re-aired so we can all learn that the "Gossip Girl" **spoiler alert** was a boy THE WHOLE TIME.
-KD